Teacher: Why do you have so many barang barang?
Student: Because i got a bow to carry, teacher, very heavy leh..
Teacher: Aiya, why don't you change to a lighter bow then?
Student: Where got lighter bow?
Teacher: Got, you just need to ask the elves for it.. in fact you can ask Lady Galadriel what... they have light but sturdy bows for you to shoot with!
Student: (diao~~)
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Teacher: What happened to your hand? How come there's a burnt mark?
Student: I burnt myself while forging the one ring.
Teacher: You should have been more careful, my dear Sauron..
Student: #$%^&^*&
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